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A CASE IN POINT

"When I read SPROCKETS by Mike Myers & Jim Handy & Mike McCullers with all that publicity with Myers wasn't happy with the script I knew I could do much better. His script was funny, but why go on a fish out of water story to America to see Los Angeles? They missed the whole point of SPROCKETS. And worse, Myers was hung up on the whole script isn't perfect. Why is Myers so concerned about writing a script anyway? His genius is improvisation from a decent script. He's no screenwriter, but he is a terrific entertainer. I knew how to solve both his problems at once," says Kevin Hainsworth, writer/director. "SPROCKETS was supposed to be a live German TV show very popular in Germany. If it's LIVE, let's see the actual show live, and let's see the week upto the show from planning, writing, set design, camera blocking, dress and show. You need a director TV, a producer, a writer. LIVE FROM MUNICH?
I thought who do I want acting in this when I direct it. Alec Baldwin, Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell. And Mike Myers. Viggo Mortensen as a Danish director and Nicole Kidman as a beergarten waitress. Can you imagine how much fun we'd have?"

Actors haven't agreed to anything. This is shameless self-promotion for
Kevin Hainsworth to direct the best script ever written for SPROCKETS.